It was the longest three and half hours of my entire life in this world.I went through the toughest endurance test yesterday evening when i watched Kabhi Alwida Na Kehna.I wanted to write this as soon as possible so that i can write whatever i feel staright forward.I think KANK is and will be easily the worst movie i have ever seen and will ever see.It is a loud,shallow,sloppy movie one would ever witness.I basically never had a great opinion about the Bollywood movies and espcially stayed away from KJ's movies.I just hope Karan johar stops movie making or go back to the primary school of movie making.
This is a movie for losers.They can very well relate themselves in SRK as Dev's sleeves in this movie.Also,it is directed by a guy who is ashamed of accepting his orientation in real life,but forcing the audience to accept his orientation through his movies.
In just 10 minutes through the movie ,i was already getting bored and was wondering what i was doing there.The movie started off with the very stereo typic SRK with those boring raised eyebrows and stuttering laughter et al.Rani falls in love with SRK just because he is a loser.Losers,you can be in solace from now on.You are sure to get some hot babe falling for you just because you are a loser.Or,you can sleep around with somebody's wife.
There are numerous scenes that clearly indicate the director's alternate orientation.Nobody is bothered about his personal life here .But i wonder why is he thursting it in his movies also.Even those scenes are not handled with maturity.Role plays,whips,spankings,dolls...dough!! Give us a break Karan.
Poor Abhishek Bachan,in spite of his decent performance,the movie falls so flat.I liked the song where the father-son duo rocks in a party floor(Rock n Roll soniye).It's pretty good and peppy.
I am not at all exaggerating ,but i still have a headache and my colleagues are telling me i look very sick.I need to watch a good movie very soon to get over this bad experience.