Recently Read jokes!

I am just following kamal haasan's style.One serious venture and to get out of that ,one comedy movie.So,here i am,giving you some interesting jokes which i read recently.
1.A mallu goes to New Delhi as as a mathematics teacher.One day,he gives the students some problems for solving.Here goes the conversation.
Teacher:"Rahul,did u solve the borblems i gave?"
Rahul:"yes sir,but a few."
Teacher:"show me those broblems which u didnt solve".After going through the problem,the teacher exclaims,
"sech a zimbel broblem and you gandu(can't do)?"

2.
This is a conversation between colleagues in an office party.One of them is a mallu.A married colleague comes to the party with his wife.They are married for quite a few years but no child.The wife is playing with a small baby of another lady on her laps.Our mallu friend says to the husband "Look man.Your wife is carrying a baby".annoyed with this ,the friends say "hey ..watch out man ,this gives another meaning too"
Our mallu friend quickly refuses "no,no, she is carrying someone else's baby".